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Discover the Secrets of Evil Clowns. You live in a topsy-turvy world where what you don't know can KILL you se7en or 8 different ways. This site reveals Evil Clowning strategies and uses Evil Clown Drawings, Picures and other aids to help you in the identification process. Friends: Not all Evil Clowns can be identified by the smell of cheap tobacco, booze, seamen and gunpowder. Safeguard your mind and protect your loved ones from the menace that lurks beneath idylllic banality. ACT NOW! |
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Evil Clowns Stalk City And Stock Freezers After Dark Behind This Tie No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown To be the sad clown The mad clown Behind a red nose Who gets what it is to be fated To be baited Forever unsated Baptized in lies I have months were I'm only lonely Eyes that don't gleam but are empty No soul can touch me When love is a monstrosity My life may feel pointless and empty My actions seem pithy But my dreams are visions Ethics own actuality Sharp voices they guide me Self harm nurture's me Necrotic impulses fulfill me Little hauntings sustain me Evil Clown image: we sleep, they go to work - business men of the night, mixed media on paper The real artist erases the line between crying and laughter. - Litotes The Clown ## |
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| My Bad ?!? The Worst Day Of My Life My head is overloaded Cats claw at my skin I'm dehydrated All the flags are waving, sirens fill the din And I've got the shakes again Through a boozy fog I see It's emotions that are killing me A forgotten whisper on my lips Make it stop Let me out I'm standing on the corner with a balloon dog in my hand Hands shake the feeling from my finger tips Being and nothingness spiral crazily The gun's still warm and the fear comes on What is life but a reprieve from death? If I can't blame you, who can I blame? - Litotes The Clown ## |
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"Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage Justify My Love: 211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for 212. I'm a Fool for Love 213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them 214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will... 215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world 216. History depletes itself 217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment 218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you 219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me 220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end "He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head." - G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media ## |
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The Jive Talk Of Rhetorical Theory In The Semantic Spheres Of Dominant Social Paradigms Betray Their Vox Propria Not As Parum Pudicus But As Optimus Decadence As It's Covert Core. Charm, wit, and style are critical, but dangerous, ingredients in the social repertoire of evil clown elites. Their use draws special attention, but also exposes one to potential ridicule or rejection for valuing style over substance. Brian A. Krostenko explores the complexities and ambiguities of charm, wit, and style in evil clown literature and what passes for rhetoric of the late Republic by tracking the origins, development, and use of the terms that described them, which he calls "the language of social performance." As Krostenko demonstrates, a key feature of this language is its capacity to express both approval and disdain - an artifact of its origins at a time when the "style" and "charm" of explicate cultural practices are greeted with both enthusiasm and hostility. Evil clowns play on that ambiguity, for example, by chastising beautiful teenage boys as sex crazed degenerates, then arguing that the successful speaker must have a certain sly salacious wit. Evil clowns, in turn, exploit and invert the political subtexts of language for innovative poetic and erotic idioms [i.e.: to tell the truth and lie at the same time]. Naked Came The Stranger And My Heart Was Pleasantly Chilled. - Litotes The Clown Is it better to have loved and paid, then to never have loved at all?, Evil Clown Mixed Media ## |
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| Inconsequential metaphysics. When we really get down to it, it's all a matter of slap stick. Pondering that, or pondering this. Wasting time, peering through mist. Flow on the wind, not the stars. use your time in the backs of cars. Do not think, to gaze on out, beyond your scope. To think is to doubt. Frolic in fields, run and play. What else is there anyway? We might return... ## |
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| Evil Clowns Should Have Used A Condom The rhythm method is named after Hermann & Ogino and involves a lot of calendars, timetables and counting days in order to have or avoid a new birth and / or an accident. It has a very high failure rate. It is also used as the name of behaviour to peoples who have intimate contact but want to avoid any long term commitments. Sometimes the rhythm method is confused with premature withdrawal. The difficulty with the withdrawal method is that in the heat of repeated surges, creative deployments and tactical forays the brain can become fevered with a euphoria that pushes and trusts activity to the edge of a peak, and beyond, in the unreal and temporary belief that control can be maintained indefinitely. Just before the edge is reached, protestations and reassurances that there is complete control, reach their pitch. Efforts at self deception and general manipulation reach their peak. Once, you find yourself suddenly and somewhat unexpectedly, in the throws of la petite mort and the situation falls into a chaotic frenzy of abandonment. Rationality is abandoned as one or both parties (or more) lose reason and abandon their forebrain in a passionate animalistic madness. Fury and ecstasy combine without a sense of consequence. There may be recrimination, quilt or indifference. In the horrendous sweaty mess of the aftermath, there is smoking in the dark. This is why a cordon or other form of control is very useful in the intercourse of nations. Even the protective barrier of sanctions and gel (water or silicone not oil) allow consumption of relations between parties, or even group play, without the risks (or significantly reduced risks) of unwanted consequences (let's not use the word 'blowback' - blowback is usually what got us heated up in the foreplay, er... first place). Two more thoughts: 1. Talk to everyone involved before you start bashing mindlessly away with your stick. Communication and imagination is what makes it safe and enjoyable for everyone. 2. If you can't handle your stick in a responsible and adult manner, if you can't live up to the consequences of your actions, if you aren't prepared to live up to the possibility of long term commitment involved - abstain. Concede: That you are misdirected and pummeled with fabrications, and have been, your entire waking life [GIGO]. ## |
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He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies. Books are dead thingsWith a potency of life in them As active as those bastard progeny Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are Nay they do preserve as in a vile That purest efficacy and extraction Of that frightful living intellect that bred them For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book.. The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature Nothing but God's image But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself Kills God, as it were, in the eye Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally” Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat - With Apologetics to Mr John Milton Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper. Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'. - Litotes The Clown ## |
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| Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210 Reasons:  201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern 202. No place is safe, only safer 203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up 204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil 205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value 206. You're all in this together 207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat 208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh 209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff 210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages) The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. - Bertrand Russell I doubt certainty. - Litotes The Clown ## |
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Oh fcuk, what is that clown is doing? Coulrophobia senses the shadowy outré world of the clown. The baleful and eerie procession of thoughts and images that flicker beneath the veneer.Watching a clown is like watching a child tear apart a puppy. Only, you know, with an adult body, grotesque grease paint, tittering and without boundaries. They invade our boundaries because these evil clowns don't sense them, don't know them, don't have them... 'Taboo' is an inconceivable word from a cryptic alien language. And that smile, the same smile that a little child exhibits frying ants and pulling apart insects. Is it only a coincidence that we associate evil clowns with the supernatural or at least incomprehensibly monstrous? When a clown approaches you, does the hair rise on the back of your neck? Your spine shiver? Your arms dimple? Maybe coulrophobia should not be defined as an irrational fear of clowns. Maybe coulrophobia should not even be redefined as a rational fear of evil clowns. Maybe coulrophobia isn't a fear at all, but a true and protective psychic ability that others are too obtuse to sense and too quick to write off as the defect of a disturbed mind. But really, you know. And the clown knows you know. Image: Evil Clown Coulrophobia, Ink on Paper, Portrait ## |
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For the lamb hath eaten the wolf; and an Evil Clown has lead them.  Do you believe that the sycophantic and reactionary media compounds plebeian relativism which continues to harden the arrogant neo-cynicism and relativistic worldview that undermines the slave values of morality and ethics that are hierarchy and the basis of our society?God Bless the true unstrung heroes in our world, the evil clowns behind:
The works of these evil clowns are the things that will drive people to be free - Not Heroes. Just as the mass firings of a previous generation made the next impervious to discredited ideals of 'corporate loyalty', so the current round of insatiate narcissistic amorality among 'elites' is not the end of anything, but the possible birth of a new weird and here-to-for preternatural freedom. These days are the inoculations and mutations of evil evil clowns. Non Babe, dis is not thumb puppetry, my thumbs are not that big ## |
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| Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage? 191. Meaningless as all purpose 192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out 193. I see my job as consoling you 194. You're always letting us humans down 195. My job does me 196. Drunkards paradise 197. Her eyes, glazed with lust 198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation 199. Moral panic 200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die  Joking about utopia gets you into trouble. ## |
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Are you easily embarrassed? Do you you fear the attention of an audience? Do people laugh with you; or at you? Have you noticed that if an evil clown senses your fear they will glom onto you and rope you into their act in front of God and everyone?So you pretend not to be afraid, you try not to let them smell your fear, or worse, you act like you hate clowns intensely. Now that may put off an amateur, someone who simply slips on a nose to pull a one-off office prank. But to a real clown you have just marked yourself out as a challenge, and the best kind of mark:
You're going to get some uncomfortable attention. You don't like attention do you? You really won't like the kind of attention you are about to get. And the clown, the clown wants attention, all kinds of attention, just look at the way their dressed. Look at how they act. Why would anyone want, or need, that kind of attention? Any half-bred clown is going to make you look like spunk smeared on an underwear ad in front of the everyone no matter what you do. They've either thought it through before hand, gone over it, or been through it many times already. They know all the moves you could make and they've got an arsenal of counter moves fully primed. They know the angles. They see you coming. They've trained like commandos. Maybe they'll let you take the first shot. Perchance they'll just jump on you at the first sign of resistance, hesitation or fear. But pros usually work over amateurs with a handicap to keep things interesting. Who's in control here? Some clowns love power. But is it more powerful to pretend to give power away? Even if it blows up in their face and they look like a fool in the end, guess what? They win, they are a fool, they got attention. And you, you look like a mean sob without a sense of humor and you just got a lot of attention you didn't want. - - - - - What makes it so dammed funny? According to James Beattie (1776): E.g.: Season's Greetings:An evil clown is as empty and as full as a bible full of blank pages. Evil Clown drawing: Evil clown smells your fear and likes to point you out for special attention. Ink on paper. ## |
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